Due to my otherwise seemingly useless nature, Reader, you may be surprised with this statement. However, I swear, sometimes even I am impressed with my own gift-wrapping savvy(ness?). I clearly can’t help be anything other than completely modest; but don’t worry, I am gloating about my skillZ for a few reasons:

-It is Gift-Packaging Season: And, generally, when I exchange gifts with other people, my gift presentation screams, “ROCKSTAR” (or at least “I USED SCISSORS”)– and their’s screams something like, “HOMELESS” (or “RIP. ROLL. TAPE.”). “Really? <Insert Gift-Giver’s Name Here>? You don’t know how to use scissors?” Or, “Did you find this Kleenex packaging in a garbage can?” Which may sound mean, but other than to keep the present disguised, packaging keeps the recipient on their toes. This is true because I said it.

-I am done with Finals: While this may seem irrelevant, Reader, it is not. After taking four (4!) finals in a 24 hour time-span, and doing very questionably on them, I am feeling moderately down. SO, here I am inflating my own ego; and the best I could come up with was gift-packaging. Yes, Reader. Don’t be so jealous.

-CHINESE 101 IS OVER!: This may, again, seem irrelevant, but I’m Rachel and I’m right. My Chinese 101 class was seriously bad ass. I’m so happy that some of them are not coming back next semester. This is FALSE. I am actually sincerely going to miss those Rockstars. SO here is my thinking: Maybe if I shared my secret talents, they would completely reconsider their prior plans, and realize that my gift-wrapping abilities trump their other plans to leave. YES. I am THAT good.

Sorry, Reader. This entry is pretty worthless. But as a consolation, here is a picture of a gift I wrapped for Liz out of a Target bag! See? I do have mad skillZ. I wasn’t even lying.

Well, I think that summarizes my current (not interesting) thoughts. Thanks for reading, Reader. And continue to keep me posted on any other BFF candidates out there. THANKS!

YAY I AM DONE WITH MY FALL SEMESTER!!

LOVE,

Rachel

P.S. Rockstar Anthony: Happy Birthday! You are old. I hope you feel that way too. Just kidding.